Hurry! Before It Expires!

I came across this very interesting expiry date on my salad dressing. I didn't realize technology has gotten this good. Not only can they tell you the date the salad dressing expires on (October 12, 2008), but even the time!

I almost want to hold onto this salad dressing to see what happens at 11:48! And do they mean AM or PM? I mean talk about the pressure!

There I am...it's 11:46am. Sweat dripping down my forehead as I frantically pile salad into my mouth. The second-hand on the clock slowly counting towards doom! 30 seconds...31 seconds...32 seconds! Almost there! Must...have...more...dressing...