It's the year 2030. The YouTube and Facebook generation has gotten older and a new US President and a new Russian Premier have just been elected. Imagine how they might interact. They decide to introduce themselves...by email.
Hey, it's Colton, the new prez. Howz it going, dude? Congrats on the new gig. Do you get a big house or anything like I got here? I don't know much about Russia really, but I heard they have vodka and stuff. Did you ever get drunk off the stuff? Like *really* drunk? I bet there's some facebook pics of you that you wish weren't tagged, lol.
Colton, The Prez.
Subject: Re: Hey
It's Dirk Spasky here. Thanks for the quick email. I just moved in, so I'm not sure how big the place is yet, hehehehe. Your White House is a bit dirty. They should call it the Grey House now. :P Hey, it's easier to chat. My nickname is DaPremier42. Add me.
Subject: Re: Re: Hey
Sure! I'll meet you on chat in a minute. What time is it there, anyways. It's 1130pm here. It must be really late there! The time zone difference is, what, 4 hours or something? My nick is HotPrez69. Ttys!
...a few minutes later...
HotPrez69: Yo! I'm on, are you?
DaPremier42: Hey! 'Sup!
HotPrez69: So, I guess we should get serious and go over some stuff. :| See? I'm serious now. :|
DaPremier42: Lol, well if you're going to ask me to leave Lithuania alone, I'm not going to. :P
HotPrez69: You really should, otherwise we'll get angry and I won't be your friend on Facebook anymore. :(
HotPrez69: What? It's true. :P
DaPremier42: Yah, yah, and what are you going to do about leaving Cuba alone. Castro is actually still alive. ;)
HotPrez69: Haha. A sarcastic premier. Cute. Hey, look at this!
DaPremier42: What is that? Is that your bathroom? You've got like 10 nozzles in your shower -- too cool.
HotPrez69: Hey, can I send you this vid I'm going to post on YouTube? It's me doing a cover of Justin Bieber -- I can't believe he just released his 10th album!
DaPremier42: Sure, but can you get me tickets to his concert??????
HotPrez69: LOL. Sure, if you like my video. :P Hey, brb, the wife wants something.
DaPremier42: WB. Hey, you have a cam? We can Skype if you do.
HotPrez69: Thx. Nah, the wife won't let me have a cam. I got drunk once and, well...Aw, FML, the wife wants the computer!
DaPremier42: You don't have more than one?! You're the president?!
HotPrez69: We do, but the router isn't set up yet, so I'm stealing wi-fi from next door.
DaPremier42: Lol, ok. Ttyt?
HotPrez69: Yah, we have to get this Lithuania thing done. Ok, g2g, ttyl.