Friday, September 25, 2009

Thoughts for Autumn

Do you say Autumn or Fall? While you ponder that, take a look at what I've been pondering for the past few days.

  • That's unfathomable! Not only that, it's in a depth of water that cannot be measured using fathoms!
  • I don't mind paying an arm and a leg, but it only means I can buy two things.
  • United we stand. Toilets we sit.
  • I tried a change of fate. It was too difficult. So I just went with a change of underwear.
  • What is it with everything being just around the corner? Autumn is just around the corner. An election is just around the corner. You know what, I've been around the corner and still haven't found anything. I've been around so many corners, I've been around the block. In fact, what is it with having been around the block? "Talk to Jeff. He's been around the block once or twice." Well damn right I have. I keep looking for things around the corner!
  • I'm the complete package! Hell, I even come in brown wrapping paper and a stamp.
  • I've figured out the source of the high blood pressure epidemic being experienced in the US. Here's the deal: George Bush was president for 8 years. Everytime words came out of his mouth, we were told to take it with a grain of salt. That amount of salt adds up!


ilari said...

you are quite random sir :)
i do however love your rantings :)
have a wonderful autumn day. lol

KitKat said...

lol ya pretty funny