- The opposite of "underneath" is "overneath"
- When snakes get angry, do they throw a hissy fit?
- It's too bad Zoodles weren't to scale.
- There should be a law that when people type "lol", they truly do laugh out loud.
- When curlers have sex: "HEAVY!" "HARD!" "HURRY!"
- I love wishing upon stars. Yesterday, I wished upon Julia Roberts.
- I fell in love once. Broke my arm.
- Always flip channels once every 10 minutes so they heat evenly on all sides.
Note: I have posted my Peruvian pics on my Flickr website. For now, I'm updating daily with another 4 or 5 pics per day. I have a few on my Facebook account, but those are limited. Go to www.flickr.com/photos/jeffuwo and the Peru 2008 for the pics.