"McGuinty [Premier of Ontario] announces dental, snacks plans" -- Hmmm, maybe if you eliminate the snack plan, you won't need the dental plan!
And some fake ones:
Bombmaker fired -- blows up at reporters.
Study shows the cost of balloons inflate over time
Geese launch new campaign -- asks drivers to honk to show support
Historians note Alexander Graham Bell found his calling in life
The People-Against-The-Use-of-Hyphens Club disbanded today for unknown reasons
Man pulls butter-knife in deli. Dozens off innocent sandwiches spread with butter.