Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Wednesday's Thoughts

Well Abby is back at doggy day camp again today. Another report card. I can't wait! I'm so weird.

  • When I go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant, i typically focus on the "all"
  • The maximum times you can lend someone a hand is twice. After that, you have to wait for the hands to be returned.
  • Eyes are the window to the soul. My window has drapes.
  • Ironic that a one night stand has very little to do with standing
  • I should've been more specific when I said I wanted to meet a woman that gives me butterflies. I got moths. They ate all my clothes.
  • What's a wazoo, and why do things keep coming out of it or piling up to it?
  • Do baby shampoos want to grow up to be adult shampoos?

2 comments:

Canadian Girl said...

LOL. Very amusing. :)

Anonymous said...

Does Abby get a raise in her allowance if her report card is good? If not I suggest she does.
michellej.