Monday, February 4, 2008

Monday's Thoughts

  • I love how at the end of shows, they remind you the show was "Taped before a live studio audience." I guess showers on lower budgets tape before a dead audience.
  • What do you call a babbling brook that's very quiet? I guess it's just a brook.
  • On the other hand, one hand doesn't know what the other is doing. (Read this one over a few times and then stop before you get a headache).
  • If you squeeze a mostly empty shampoo bottle it sounds like the bottle is having an orgasm.
  • I hate zombies. They always seem to be moaning about something.
  • Guys who make rollercoasters are so moody. They always have their ups and downs. Sorry, I'm allowed at least one of these a day.
  • Why even bother making regular-sized condoms? No man is ever going to buy them. All condoms should have some variation of large, jumbo, super, or ultra on the package.
  • If you see anyone "dripping with sarcasm", make sure you don't touch them and renew your vacinations.

1 comment:

Canadian Girl said...

LOL oh my. It's true about the condoms. "pfft. I'm not regular. I'm jumbo!" hahahahaha