I get asked sometimes if I have too much time on my hands to come up with these. I tell them "No, but I do have time on my wrist." Then they leave me alone and don't ask again.
- When I make a mental note, I always use a mental pencil so it's easier to mentally erase.
- I'm still trying to sort out the difference between partly sunny and party cloudy.
- I think the Maple Leafs should go back on strike. Their record was better.
- Being politically correct is usually neither political, nor correct.
- I only go to Walk-in-and-out Clinics so I can be sure I can leave afterwards.
- The Twilight Zone is that empty space between the End Zone and where the fans sit.
- Favourite sexual act of a giraffe: Necking
- Whenever I hear a weatherman say "There's 20 cm of snow on the ground," I remember that there's 40,000 tons of snow in the clouds that is not on the ground. Then I feel better.
- When I'm going insane, I take a car. It's quicker.
- I've tried to take a bath, but the guard usually stops me.
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