Headline from a local Toronto newspaper: "100,000-year-old skull delights scientists"
What is this 100,000 year old skull doing to delight them? Telling some jokes? Does it do stand up? Perhaps it broke out in a rendition of West Side Story? Rarely do people who are ALIVE delight others.
I can't wait until they find the rest of the skull's body:
"100,000 year old body entertains and enthralls scientists -- leads to standing ovation."