Thursday, May 13, 2010

May's Thoughts

Ok, ok, so I'm getting lazy and not posting as often as I used to -- and that wasn't much to begin with. I'll try to do better, I promise. Ok, promise is too strong of a word. Let's go with I might.

  • Everytime someone is goofy, they have to pay Disney royalties?

  • Where's my alley? I keep hearing there are things up it. I checked Google Maps. Can't find it anywhere.

  • A playoff team can go 16-12 -- barely over .500 -- and still win the championship.

  • Three most dangerous times while on a plane: 3 minutes after take-off; 8 minutes to the landing; being served dinner

  • Due to environmental considerations, the light at the end of the tunnel has now been changed to a flourescent bulb

  • The frightened tree was rooted to the spot.

  • Differences between men and women: women have bigger boobs and are missing something that a guy has. Men *are* boobs and miss everything.

  • Why can't we all just be happy... and know it...and clap our hands.

  • At face value it was worth an arm and a leg.